My life as an artist

I started thinking about what I actually could do in terms of art or performance, and what people would want to see at Light Night.

I do have experience of theatre, but backstage work, so acting was out.

I look like a hippo on acid when i try to dance, so that was out.

I can't draw, so that type of artwork was out.

I've got a qualification in photography, but it was only a short Open University course, and I'm no David Bailey.

In fact, the only thing I've ever completed which I would say is crafty is my senbazuru...